I would pay you to vacuum….
…If I had the money. I need my apartment to be vacuumed and since I
1. HATE to vacuum and
2. Got sick again
I am not able to do it right now. Without going into all of the gory details I have been placed back on ‘bed rest’ and I now have to take more pills. I need to remain horizontal as much as possible which means I cannot stand upright to run a vacuum.
I threw a bowl of oatmeal on the carpet (and into the keyboard!!!!) and I cleaned that up as best as I could with wet towels. However there is still some flaky stuff on the carpet that will need to be vacuumed out.
Volunteers?
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The results of the contest are in! Someone will be getting some money..
I’m a mighty expensive
vacuumer….you won’t save
any money hiring me, LoL.
Ok Harm…..but note I did say IF I had money. Seriously I hate to vacuum and always try to bribe someone to do it for me.
if i lived closer i would vaccuum for you. for free.
Thanks! And I would wash dishes for you….I like to wash dishes.